Monday, June 14, 2010
TaTa to my TaTas....
Ok... It's official. My boobs are deflating...WTF! I mean, being an overweight woman has few benefits...Big Boobs tops the list. I was thinking that I was stacked even as a normal sized pre-teen, What is going on here? Did I lose a bet? I was hoping to lose some ass, a little thigh, and some Belly.... maybe a few pounds of batwing or love handle...but my TaTas going ByeBye wasn't in the deal. My husband says that my breasts are my 3rd best feature... to which I wondered "what are my 1st and 2nd?" He claims my Smile and Eyes... to which I think "that's sweet but does my personality even land in the top 10?" I was a Brickhouse... a Bad Mamma Jama... Not a pendulous Grandfather Clock! Maybe, I could have poked an eye out before but not while swinging to and fro... I mean, a great benefit of being 40 with no kids are my big. beautiful, firm, natural breasts.... and now my hard work and eating right is letting the air out of my balloons? I guess this is where I resign myself to take the bad with the good.... and secretly start looking into plastic surgery. Woe is me... I may have to learn to be charming, and I was so hoping to someday let my cleavage do the enchanting for me? What's a girl to do? Practice the drop, flop and roll? Trade in my bras for 2 tube socks and a couple rubber bands? Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?...
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ReplyDeletegreat post!!
i lost 2 band sizes very quickly but nothing further, well i should say i haven't gotten measured so there could be a change but my bras aren't showing it :-)
I am also, sadly noticing some shrinkage. I also had no idea how much my tummy used to hold the girls up. Definitely less cleavage now. Ah well...my ass is also deflating, so I guess you take the good with the bad, my friend.
ReplyDeleteAs for Toronto...well..if you're coming during the G8, you might as well not bother. Try to catch a Jays game if you're in town for one. The CN Tower is never to be missed...and the thing to do there is to make a reservation to go for lunch - then they take you up in a special elevator and you don't have to wait in the long lines! They also take your ticket price off the cost of the extremely overpriced lunch! The brewery district is fun, and I love wandering down Yonge St. The Eaton Centre is pretty cool if you're mall people. I also love the area of Queen St. from Spadina till about Yonge. And the lakeshore is fun too. As for Niagara Falls...well the whole place is geared for tourists, so you can't miss there. The Casino is always good clean fun! Have a blast!
RIP to your rack. It's sad, but it happens to all of us. The rest of you will catch up and soon enough you'll be back to your portioned self!
ReplyDeleteAwe, I totally worry about the boob thing. I'm saving for a lift!! LOL.
ReplyDeleteKnow what you mean, thank god for shaped bras. Although I look down and it looks like I have taken out two pairs of sockes and ive only lost 39lb! What will happen when I have lost 100lb, will I turn into a man??????? I have a jar, a boob jar. I put a pound in here and there for my new boobs someday sign.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I know what you mean though. Before I had surgery I was a 40D but now I'm a 38C and even the cups gap a bit up top. I was hoping to avoid losing my boobs but oh well. I have to second what Fiona said, thank heaven for shaped bras. I think VS and I are going to become good friends!
ReplyDeleteJust be grateful for shrinkage on any part of the body...in the end it will all make sense.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work.