Saturday, May 7, 2011

I'm getting old.... but my skin is flawless!




Turns out.... I'm getting old. Here are the facts:
















  • BonJovi was a great concert but I wore earplugs.... cauz it was so damn loud!




  • The long drive to Long Island made me crotchity, cranky, grouchy...




  • I find myself complaining about all these damn stairs... while climbing them.




  • I'm enjoying all the Early Bird specials at the Diners...




  • I was so annoyed by that long drive to LI, that I told my husband I looked forward to when he was dead so I could dance on his grave in a red dress... Crazy, because we're going to be cremated.




  • I found myself surrounded by gray hairs at a dinner theatre in Delaware, gasping at The Full Monty...




  • I fell asleep briefly on the subway... the other day.




  • I complain at how high the prices are.... everywhere.




  • Gas Prices when I was young weren't even a dollar a gallon...




  • At the Church's flea market, clothes were $2 for whatever you could fit in a supermarket paper bag... and I really stuffed that thing like mad.




  • I'm a hat person again... I am looking for a red one, maybe I'll join the red hat society.




  • What's with these youngsters with their pants falling down, somehow that's the style that passes the test of time...




  • I get aggravated at these crazy drivers and how fast and furious they drive... even though I am one of them.




  • I am thinking of buying some reading glasses at walgreens, since I borrowed a pair to read some small print, and they were so helpful!




  • I watch alot of the Food Network.... a whole lot.




  • These days, I really appreciate a good bowel movement...




  • These new fangled gadgets mesmorize me...




  • I love wigs... (usually for Halloween or role playing but that's besides the point...)




  • Fiber is incredibly important in your diet... (See above for one of the reasons)




  • I want to eat everything I shouldn't... especially Sweets.(Maybe always... but So What!)




  • I am still more likely to chose my granny panties than their sexy counterparts...(They're just comfier...)




  • I make up words like Comfier...




  • I love when Ruby combines words for dramatic effect... I am humidified(humiliated and mortified), I am Hacky(Happy and Wacky), etc...




  • I like to shock folks with unneccessary use of the F word...




  • There's no such thing as unneccessary use of the F word(Come on, I'm from Philly... We made up a bunch of other words to replace the F Word in times of restrait or overuse)




  • I have to eat salty right after sweet or... sweet right after salty.




  • I am starting to agree with the Northeast vision of starches are vegetables too...




  • I really like cake... did I mention that?




  • I go on and on with long lists of thoughts.... and tell the same story over and over again...




  • Why am I thinking about Cake?




  • My nephews are the Apple of my eye...




  • My feet are cold....




  • I'm going to go get some cake.




BTW, My skin is amazing up here, I thought my age was causing dryness and blotchiness, but I guess Florida's climate is what did the damage.... and now It's flawless like a princess baby soaking in Rose oil... Or should that be baby princess! Who cares, I'm beautiful!

4 comments:

  1. I would never complain about going to Long Island :( In fact, I cannot wait to get there on Thursday!

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  2. Getting old is only in our mind.
    Age never prevented people from doing things:
    http://www.whatwasdone.com/

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  3. Love your posts as usual! (My blog was accidentally deleted and I had to start over :( Please re-follow at http://megansmelting.blogspot.com/)

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  4. Oh my, I'm 28 and can agree with so many much of that list! But I've always been an old lady at heart! Thats probably why my husband is so much older than me.....

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