I'm getting old.... but my skin is flawless!

Turns out.... I'm getting old. Here are the facts:

• BonJovi was a great concert but I wore earplugs.... cauz it was so damn loud!





• The long drive to Long Island made me crotchity, cranky, grouchy...





• I find myself complaining about all these damn stairs... while climbing them.





• I'm enjoying all the Early Bird specials at the Diners...





• I was so annoyed by that long drive to LI, that I told my husband I looked forward to when he was dead so I could dance on his grave in a red dress... Crazy, because we're going to be cremated.





• I found myself surrounded by gray hairs at a dinner theatre in Delaware, gasping at The Full Monty...





• I fell asleep briefly on the subway... the other day.





• I complain at how high the prices are.... everywhere.





• Gas Prices when I was young weren't even a dollar a gallon...





• At the Church's flea market, clothes were $2 for whatever you could fit in a supermarket paper bag... and I really stuffed that thing like mad.





• I'm a hat person again... I am looking for a red one, maybe I'll join the red hat society.





• What's with these youngsters with their pants falling down, somehow that's the style that passes the test of time...





• I get aggravated at these crazy drivers and how fast and furious they drive... even though I am one of them.





• I am thinking of buying some reading glasses at walgreens, since I borrowed a pair to read some small print, and they were so helpful!





• I watch alot of the Food Network.... a whole lot.





• These days, I really appreciate a good bowel movement...





• These new fangled gadgets mesmorize me...





• I love wigs... (usually for Halloween or role playing but that's besides the point...)





• Fiber is incredibly important in your diet... (See above for one of the reasons)





• I want to eat everything I shouldn't... especially Sweets.(Maybe always... but So What!)





• I am still more likely to chose my granny panties than their sexy counterparts...(They're just comfier...)





• I make up words like Comfier...





• I love when Ruby combines words for dramatic effect... I am humidified(humiliated and mortified), I am Hacky(Happy and Wacky), etc...





• I like to shock folks with unneccessary use of the F word...





• There's no such thing as unneccessary use of the F word(Come on, I'm from Philly... We made up a bunch of other words to replace the F Word in times of restrait or overuse)





• I have to eat salty right after sweet or... sweet right after salty.





• I am starting to agree with the Northeast vision of starches are vegetables too...





• I really like cake... did I mention that?





• I go on and on with long lists of thoughts.... and tell the same story over and over again...





• Why am I thinking about Cake?





• My nephews are the Apple of my eye...





• My feet are cold....





• I'm going to go get some cake.

BTW, My skin is amazing up here, I thought my age was causing dryness and blotchiness, but I guess Florida's climate is what did the damage.... and now It's flawless like a princess baby soaking in Rose oil... Or should that be baby princess! Who cares, I'm beautiful!