Friday, January 14, 2011
Forgive me Followers... For I have Sinned.
Forgive me Followers for i have Sinned.... It's been 12 days since my last confession... I have taken the Lord's name in Vain... actually, I have comfortably fit right into my old mouthy ways... I have re-perfected the Art of the "EFF" word... as Noun, Pro-Noun, Adjective, Adverb, And of course... Verb. The "EFF" word is so over-used here in Philly that we have invented many other versions of the "EFF" word.... Like Friggin', Freakin', Frickin', Effin', Frick... i am trying to just scream "Filth" since that is the best, most descriptive "EFF" word, that really sums it up but I love the "EFF" word and all it's variations. It's so wrong but it feels so right! Anyway, I have coveted... everything. i am wanting to shop like crazy and i was planning on living more simply from now on... What is wrong with me? i want to buy all kinds of things I probably don't need... but I really like. i am trying to leave that "ME" behind... Manic Much? Well, Then there's the Gluttony thing... The food up here is why I am fat in the first place... Soft Pretzels and Cheesesteaks... and then there's a Soft Pretzel stuffed with Cheesesteak... All-night Diners with their umpteen layer cakes and Rice Pudding which I love... I am trying to figure out what i will be able to find to continue my new healthier eating habits... and I keep ending up in a Carb Coma pledging for a day full of "Chicken and Lettuce, Bitch!" tomorrow... and tomorrow never comes. i don't want to go back to Florida... I am ready to live here surrounded by Cheesesteaks and Family Food Pimps... I love them all, Unconditionally. Please don't let the scale forsake me! I promise that Tomorrow will be only Chicken and Lettuce, Bitch! Amen.