Saturday, December 18, 2010

Help me Santa Claus!!!!


Dear Santa, This year all i want for Christmas besides World Peace, of course... Is Friggin' Will Power, and Self-control... because I am really wanting to eat my way through all the Christmas Joy and am afraid that my round belly will shake when i laugh like a bowl full of jelly, no offense... which i will be head first in especially if it's Raspberry. Well, I guess I should be glad that I am far from my family with the cookie baking and the chocolate making... well, let's not kid ourselves, pretty much anything sweet. I love my sweets... candy, cookies, cake... I really love Cake! How can i say this? I wish Cake and chocolate tasted bad... after my surgery, SAY WHAT? Did I just say that? I think it's a frickin' Christmas Miracle.... when I admit that I would be better off if Cake Sucked! I wouldn't mind the over indulgence, if it only came but once a year... but a day without chocolate is not a good day... Anyway, Santa, I've taken up enough of your time... Instead of giving up Cake, could you possibly make my metabolism super fast so I have to eat more or I'll become too thin... I'd like to try that for a while. Thanx, I've been a good girl... most of the time, and when i haven't, I've had enough sense to destroy the evidence... or at least eat it all and blame the dog. Your loyal friend, *Maria*

11 comments:

  1. Love it!! I know exactly what you mean though. I was doing good until my mom came to visit and she had some candy. Oh man, I was in trouble! Then add in the fact that I'm making some yummy poppyseed bread for the daycare teachers and some cookies for the neighbors, yeah, I'll be content if my scale doesn't move up! We can do it though! I've decided that I'm going to allow myself to eat some, just not overload!

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  2. You have lost weight but not your sense of humor!!!

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  3. I love this post too. Santa needs to make chocolate taste bad to me. I used to be able to live without it, and now I CRAVE it!

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  4. Are you reading my mind?! ;-) Love this post!

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  5. Funny post - loved reading it!

    Super fast metabolism - that's for me too!!!

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  6. Great post!! Hey -- at least we can't eat as MUCH of that yummy stuff as we used to! I loved your shoe post, too. That is so awesome, and such a great NSV about the lace-ups. You go, Maria!! I am totally filled with sisterly proud for all you are accomplishing!! :) xoxoxo

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  7. Great post! You should enjoy some of it over the holiday season and you know you won't eat as much as you may have in the past....New Year and new You! Miss you muchly...xxx

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  8. GREAT post Maria!! I think Santa got the same letter from me too!! Thanks for making my day as you've done so often!!

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  9. Heheh!! So true, but in my case this year it's COOKIES. Hopefully Santa can drop some of that Will Power off at my place too. ;)

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